10 Best Alternative Christmas Jumpers 2019

Two years ago we published a blog on the best alternative Christmas Jumpers that went on to be one of our most popular articles.

In the spirit of all things warm and festive, we’re revisiting the Xmas sweaters  - these are, we hasten to add, just those that we particularly like and there are no affiliated links* which means we earn nothing if you click through and make a purchase.


10 Best Alternative Xmas Jumpers

Walk Into Mordor

Playing on one of the Internet’s most widely used meme’s and the love of precious rings, we give top spot to Walk Into Mordor – and it’s even machine washable!

Walk Into Mordor Christmas Jumper

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Brexit EU Christmas Jumper

We know, how could we? Haven’t we all had enough of Brexit? Can we not forget about it over Christmas? Unfortunately, until it is done or not done it will remain one of the most covered news items and so we have had to include a Brexit themed jumper.

Brexit EU Christmas Jumper

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Ghostbusters Christmas Jumper

If you’re struggling to get hold of Father Christmas and tell him that you should be on his nice list, who ya gonna call? Of course you are, and just look at the festive colours they’ve managed to incorporate in this ghostly design.

Ghostbusters Christmas Jumper

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My Christmas Jumper

For the “I refuse to wear a Christmas jumper” member of the family, we have found the ideal sweater. Black is so flattering whatever your shape, and the subtle writing across the chest is understated enough to persuade the Bar Humbug amongst you to join in.

My Alternative Christmas Jumper

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Christmas Highland Cow Sweater

For the love of all things Scottish, what could be better than Highland Cattle adorned with baubles and snow? Bonus points for this Christmas Jumper, it’s made with organic cotton and printed with eco-friendly inks in an award-winning ethical factory, powered by renewable energy.

Christmas Highland Cow Jumper

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3D Decoration Christmas Jumper

For those of you who really want to go to town with a statement sweater, then this is for you. Marketed as being suitable for “Adult Unisex Men Ladies Women” it’s ticking a lot of boxes if you want to make sure everybody knows yours is the Christmas Jumper to be reckoned with.

3D Decoration Xmas Jumper

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Christmas Dachshund Jumper

A play on words, a removable nose (?) and an adorable little puppy dog wrapped around your waist. Dachshund through the snow – with those little legs we’d better hope for a mere dusting for our white Christmas.

Christmas Dachshund Jumper

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Star Wars Han & Leia Christmas Jumpers

His and Hers Jumpers (or Hers and Hers, His and His) had to be included. How cute would you both look turning up to your Christmas do in complementary Xmas sweaters – and these tick the box with the final chapter in the Skywalker saga being screened in December 2019.

Star Wars Han & Leia Christmas Jumpers

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Flea-bahum-bag Christmas Jumper

Arguably one of the finest examples of UK television writing in recent times, and a huge hit on the BBC, Fleabag saw Phoebe Waller-Bridge rise to meteoric fame. Giving us an excuse to include a fox on a Christmas Jumper, this is a limited edition so get yours whilst we’re still talking about “that” priest.

(Apologies - we couldn't source an image of the jumper, although you can view it on the retailer's page.)

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Mini Cooper Christmas Jumper

2019 saw the 60th Anniversary of the classic Mini car – and two of Dolphin’s Directors drove such a car, with little in the way of suspension, no air con, no Sat Nat, all the way through France, down into Italy, along the French Riviera, on to Barcelona and across to Bilbao. Driving over 2000 miles we raised over £1,200 for our chosen charity.  Mad? Perhaps. But we enjoyed the experience so much we’ve only gone and bloomin’ signed up for next year….

Classic Mini Christmas Jumper

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So there you go – your 10 options for Christmas Jumpers that are not run-of-the-mill for 2019. Now, what will be sharing next year?

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